Joseph Stallion (June 13, 1958-June 15, 2012) was the first Crimsonian King assigned by Bassoon Gryffindor. Succeeded Bassoon as the Lordmaster of Seminole Indiana's Halloween Springs Base and led it from April 14, 2012 to June 15, 2012.

Born in 1958 in Albany. Joseph was raised in a Pagan Family being reigned by Chawosaurian Emperor, Timothy Max Roosevelt. In 1975, when Timothy won both the Second Brutal War and the 1975 Federal Election, Joseph and his family's rights were suppressed.