Jonathan Losif Boleslaw (b. December 18, 1979) is a Chawosaurian Sympathizer for JSM. Born into incest to Phineas Boleslaw and Charlotte Boleslaw, the biological children of Thorvald Boleslaw. Thorvald attempted to convince his daughter Charlotte Boleslaw to have an Abortion, but she refused, ran away to the Soviet Union and had her baby. She has hidden the baby from her father until Josef was grown by 1997. Josef lived in Russia his whole life until graduating from Moscow State University and immigrated to the United States in 2001. He had a child in 2000 and his girlfriend died of Eclampsia.