Edward Dallas Onassis (b. February 21, 1967) is a Chawosaurian Comrade and member of an Alaskan Indian Tribe which is unknown. Born to a Greek Father and a Russian born Alaskan Native Mother. He in 2009 attempted to run for President of the Aboriginal-Indigenous Canadian American Nation against Incumbent President, Abooksigun Eluwilussit but lost in a decisive defeat.